This is the story of Barni. He's like you or me, really. You get it, right? Yeah, yeah. Moving on. So, Barni, he walks along a road. The road could be anywhere. I'm saying it doesn't matter. It kind of seems like it's in the Southwestern United States though ... but then again it could also be in Tasmania. Or probably made up... what by who! Things happen to him. That's the point. Okay? Wait, what? Things happen to him. Barni I'm talking about. No, but you haven't answered my question, who is this talking, who are you? BARNI. That's his name, he's like you or me, he's walking along a road and things happen to him. It's a book. The story is all inside a book that you can buy or borrow. Look, wow, here it is now.