The care and feeding of the dead, or death care, or mortuary services, or funeral services, or whatever name you prefer to know it by is a booming business. Despite claims by science fiction and science itself to the contrary, people will keep dying, and they will need to be...handled. This book is a celebration of the adventures and misadventures that occur when working with the dead and the survivors of the deceased. I hope you enjoy it. I hope you keep an open mind while reading it. I hope it makes you mad as heck at times and makes you laugh at times. I hope it makes you rethink death and what you want to happen to your own body once you depart from us.