Bethany vs. DOOMTOWN:

[TOP SECRET – CLASSIFIED HUMOR] Field Report: Agent Bethany Baltrop, Mars Sector Clearance Level Δ-VI Location: Earth Sector 9 – Los Angeles, California (a.k.a. Doomville Prime) Timecode Stamp: Triple Crossing Verified Let’s get this straight. L.A. is weird. Not smog and avocado cults weird. Not every dog has a modeling agent weird. I mean glitch-in-the-timeline, possible false flag, probable boom-boom button weird. This is my third cross-dimensional recon on Los Angeles, and let me tell you L.A. got nuked. Yes. Nuked. Not metaphorically, not a test. I don’t think it happened I remember it. This wasn’t a dream. This was a come-back-swollen-and-out-of-body kind of mission. You only get that kind of sickness when you witness a manipulated timeline about to collapse... again.