Three interdimensional bachelors—a Draconian, a Pleiadian, and a trickster Intersexoid—are tired of dating in their own worlds. Convinced Earth women are “simpler,” they set their ship for a small, quiet town… only to crash-land in the middle of New York’s hood. There, they cross paths with Sasha (a fiery Jamaican queen with a Patois tongue sharper than a machete), Maria (a hustling Latina with courtroom ambitions), and Keisha (the hood’s hype-woman with more game than the Knicks). What starts as a quest for love turns into a full-blown comedy of scams, fights, lawsuits, interdimensional gossip tabloids, and alien wives waiting back home. From reggae clubs to NYPD precincts, to interdimensional call centers where Maria tries to sue for “psychic itching,” this is the ultimate tale of culture clash, survival hustle, and why Earth girls really are too wild to handle.