Ever wonder how many 911 calls are actually about pets? You'd think emergencies would be about accidents, crimes, or life-or-death situations... But then come these calls. The calls where a dog "causes a traffic jam." Where a cat "gets stuck in the wall... again." Where a parrot escapes and screams insults at the neighbors. Where a hamster sparks a "ventilation emergency"... And where wildlife strolls in like they own the place-raccoons, deer, and even a bear in someone's bathtub. These are the moments dispatchers whisper about later, shaking their heads, laughing, or asking, "Is this really my job?" This book takes you behind the headset and into the hilariously chaotic world of animal-related 911 calls-told through dramatic, true-to-life conversations inspired by real events. And through every bizarre, loud, adorable, and completely unnecessary call... the dispatchers still manage to stay calm. A funny, surprising, and wildly entertaining look at the "emergencies" that were absolutely not emergencies- but definitely unforgettable.