What happens when hunger meets chaos and someone thinks the police should step in? Welcome to Stupid 911 Calls: The Fast Food Files, where dispatchers face the wild, dramatic, and completely unnecessary "emergencies" sparked by fast-food cravings gone wrong. Inside this book, you'll discover callers who dial 911 because their fries are too cold, their burger is missing a topping, their order took "way too long," or the drive-thru "looked at them funny." Through dramatized, true-to-life conversations, you'll see how real dispatchers juggle genuine emergencies alongside customers who treat minor food mishaps like five-alarm crises. From late-night snack meltdowns to outrageous fast-food catastrophes, every chapter delivers a new laugh-out-loud moment from the bizarre world of non-emergency 911 calls. Suppose you enjoy humor, absurd real-life stories, and a peek behind the scenes of emergency dispatch. In that case, this book will serve up the perfect combo.