Did you know that you will spend 28,105 hours (7%) of your life vulnerably sitting on a toilet? Other than the obvious of "making big business", how do you make the best of your toilet time? Here's finally something useful to do, when at the loo, for #2. It's that time to swap Facebook for a Book. It's the perfect toilet-side reading to become #1 when making #2s at the latrine. It's bold, bizarre, and beautifully human. Brilliantly bridged with Mr. Pineapple's treasure trove of pineapple wisdom of The Pineapple Theory, uncover several unbelievable insightful toilet analogies & metaphors, information, puns, research, and stories. Your reading is much more than having something interesting to do when you sit at the loo, it's not only information, but it's also transformation.