Partial contents of the stories contained herein: THE FIZZ NOTORIO Eve Patricia is a young twenty something. Mike Harshwine is an old forty something. Theyre not exactly lovers, but theyre not just friends either. Today, holding hands and walking down a busy street in Queens in the early afternoon, they will be eyewitnesses to one of the most bizarre incidents in the entire history of recorded human behavior. BURN SERIES Dixie Demando is a successful executive with a top ranking U.S. diplomat for a boyfriend and a wild, totally out of control younger sister whos in town for a visit. This morning her diplomat keeps sexting her while her sister staggers in wasted from an all night partywith a man on each arm. POSTMODERN DECONSTRUCTION MADHOUSE Every evening at about six PM angry, hunchbacked women began to appear in the lobby.