The Boston Globe calls it "a laugh out loud book." "Doctors who talk so loud everyone in the waiting room hears about your chronic diarrhea, hemorrhoids & impotence." "When there are four signs warning you of your approaching exit & you still miss it," - "Calling down to the lobby at a hotel to ask how much a phone call costs & the lady says "so far this one has cost you five bucks," - "Picking some blockhead up to go on a trip & he says, 'First I have to go to the bank, grocery store & cleaners, then I need to go home for a quick leak & a nap.' - "When pay-per view seduces you with a sexy title like 'Lick Me', but it turns out to be a documentary on stamps." - "Politicians who pass laws to force you to wear seat belts. While they tool around drunk in their Mercedes slamming into parked cars & trees." - "When the knowledgeable guy who did the job estimate sends over two complete imbeciles to do the work." - "Hiring people to work by the hour & coming home to find them belly flopping in your pool." - "When you go to the zoo & every animal is either sound asleep or in a diabetic coma." - Written by comedian/author Paul Nardizzi from Conan O'Brien. Great point of sale book. Order from Ingram, Baker & Taylor, Brodart & Bryant Altman.