David and Tony are old friends who go back a long way. And like old friends they help each other out when the circumstances require it - the odd shifting of four tons of marijuana across a war-torn zone here, and the dodging of the FBI's "most wanted" list there. Tony was even best man at David's wedding, though the nuptials didn't exactly go to plan on account of encroaching police prescence forcing David to do a flit half way down the aisle... Now, fifteen years later, David's flying to the Holy land to help Tony out with a property deal. All he has to do is sign on the dotted line and act as the legitimate middle man in a highly unlegitimate transaction. Then he can enjoy a holiday with unlimited spending cash. But following a case of mistaken identity, some Russian drug czars, the interests of the Israeli Secret Service, a Lite FM DJ, some chicken farmers, some hit men, and a very persuasive singing nun, he finds himself embroiled in a caper that is going to turn out to be anything but a holiday.