So you've run over somebody and now someone is back for revenge? Or you're at a summer camp and your friends have 'mysteriously' disappeared? Or maybe there's a random guy in a costume coming after you for an unexplained crazy motive? If this is you, then that means you're in a slasher movie. If you're in this terrifying situation, then you need to know the basics" 1. Don't drink or do drugs 2. Don't have sex 3. Never, EVER, say, ""I'll be right back"" But that's not everything. You're going to need to know a lot more if you plan on being in the back of the ambulance at the end of the credits. And that's what I'm here to help with.