A collection of spiritual humor pieces, this is a guide to your pathetic existence. Enjoy the cynicism and insights that this book provides. This book is for you if you practice some level of spirituality and you have retained your sense of humor about being human. Have you wondered why you keep seeing the number 11 everywhere? Do you see very little difference between the experience of being human and a puppet show? Are you aware that in this level of consciousness that we call waking life, eating a sandwich is just about the most transcendental thing you can do? The universe lights up when we laugh and see the irony in our situations. We're here to rise above it all by embracing love and humor. In the first part of this book, Metaphysical Malarkey, you'll find a collection of writings about reality and what it all means. In the second part, Sarcasm and Silliness, wit and dark humor help you see spiritual life for what it really is. Finally, in part three, Consciousness Is Corny, the nature of consciousness is explored with regards to what it means to be human. A range of topics is covered in this book including: the purpose of human life, twin flames, the soul's journey, and meditation.