Scar: Read this book, dork.Sal: Uhm, I don't know. How do you make a summary even?... Like, what would even make you WANT to read this? Okay, so, a twenty-something, out of luck, insecure guy (that's me) befriends? Yeah. We'll go with befriends. Befriends a former child star girl staying at the hotel he works at. That's it. That's all you get. Just read the f****** book like she said.