"Dirty ass cop." It's sheriff but fine whatever. Kandie Love is a fũcking mess. The town tipsy, The town baker, The town gossip, The town - It doesn't matter because her little nosey ass has rolled up on something that's not her business but definitely interferes with mine. So now I have to put my foot on her throat to keep her from telling everyone what she thinks she saw. I don't have time for her, the wildest she makes me feel. Now, the more I make her bend the more she makes me break. I left here fifteen years ago to get away from her crazy ass, now I can't get rid of her. And now I'm not sure I even want to. Damn.