"Chalks, Chickens & Chaalbaaz: The Great Indian Teacher Survival Manual" - They never told you teacher training would be like this... From dodging flying chalk pieces to surviving staffroom politics worthy of a soap opera, welcome to the ultimate field guide for the modern Indian teacher. In these pages, you'll meet: ● The Chalk Warriors - battling low attendance, high expectations, and even higher noise levels. ● The Chickens - those who flap at the slightest parent-teacher meeting. ● The Chaalbaaz - masters of manipulation who could give political strategists a run for their money. Whether you're a new recruit still figuring out how to take attendance without losing your voice, or a seasoned veteran who has seen it all (and wishes you hadn't), this hilarious survival manual will help you laugh through the chaos, nod in knowing sympathy, and maybe even pick up a few sneaky survival hacks. Dr. Deepak Choudhary turns the everyday madness of Indian school life into a comic masterpiece-because sometimes, the only way to cope is to turn the timetable into a punchline. Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling in staff meetings.