When a lost cartel shipment of cocaine crashes into the Pacific Northwest, the last thing anyone expects is for the stash to fall into the wrong hands-or rather, the wrong claws. A massive Sasquatch stumbles upon the drugs, ingests them, and transforms from a shy forest legend into an unstoppable, hyperactive, red-eyed menace. Soon, hikers go missing, trees are torn apart, and whispers spread of a beast that moves like a hurricane and roars like a freight train. Locals call him Cocain Squatch. But the cartel wants its product back. Armed enforcers storm into the woods, only to find themselves hunted by a nine-foot cryptid that's faster than bullets and twice as unpredictable. Meanwhile, a group of misfit treasure hunters-part cryptid researchers, part thrill-seekers-get caught in the middle of the chaos. What follows is a wild clash of man, monster, and mayhem: Cartel shootouts in the deep woods. Squatch rampages through ranger stations and logging camps. Treasure hunters scrambling to survive, often hilariously out of their depth. As the final showdown looms, everyone realizes the same terrifying truth: you don't mess with the forest's new kingpin.