The mother of all mothers: Philosophy. Where do all things come from? My butt? Turns out its partially true that the entire Universe exists inside me. Buddha and Jesus basically said 'you suck.' (quotes mine). But they also said, "You're f*cking amazing." What does it all mean? If you like mental masturbation and knowing why you exist and what's your purpose, I think you'll like this one. Short and to the point. No f*cking around here.