Highly anticipated second book in this laugh-a-minute new series perfect for reluctant readers or those ready to move on from graphic novels. Three reasons things are TOTALLY NOT GREAT, by Rufus Rumble 1. We've crashed on a planet that has NO waffles. 2. The aliens who live here want to lock us up. 3. My only chance of survival is to hike up a fang-shaped mountain that's rumoured to SWALLOW people Chances I'll be eaten by a fang-shaped mountain? HIGH. Chances I'll have some HAIR-RAISING adventures before I'm eaten by a fang-shaped mountain? ALSO HIGH. Just don't let the government know I recorded all those HAIR-RAISING adventures in my journal ... Because they'll DEFINITELY ban it!