Are you dirtier than erotica writers Rod Mandelli and Lacy Wren? Now is your chance to prove it! Rod and Lacy have been busy naughty elves this holiday season. They get you started with 24 festive holiday-themed erotic story opening lines and 36 twisted gay Christmas carol lyrics starters. You and your dirty imagination take it from there. There's nothing like dirty Christmas humor to usher in the holiday season. Get yourself in the holiday spirit. These fun and funny holiday prompts will help you make your Christmas gayer and more fabulous than ever! Each page features one story starter prompt or Christmas carol parody lyrics at the top followed by wide ruled blank lines giving you plenty of room to express yourself for the holidays. Lacy Wren and Rod Mandelli have brought you dozens of hot erotic stories including A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol: The Complete Collection and Double Spanked By Santa. Now they bring you dirty gay Christmas story writing prompts and naughty Christmas song lyrics sure to make you and your giftees blush and get excited in all the right places! Awesome gag gift for: that special someone in your life, wild friends, adult house parties, holiday gift exchanges, ugly sweater parties, private NSFW (not safe for work) office Xmas parties, yankee swaps, and white elephant games. Also great for Secret Santa and as a Christmas stocking stuffer.