Losing in love hurts badly, but when the competition doesn't play fair, heartache and bitterness lead to thoughts of vengeance. Alan had never believed in love at first sight nor that love could last forever -- until he met Lindsey. Initially his friend's dubious womanising antics had been amusing, but when the love of his own heart became the target, it was anything but a laughing matter. Years later, Alan realises that all the disappointments in his life can be traced back to that same person, and he knows he cannot handle the future until he has avenged his own past. He decides to do something about it, to remove the cause of all his problems ... for good! This is a story of complex relationships and often comical situations, a story with an explosive final twist. This is Alan's parting shot!