Tween girl Sally Splitter is afraid that her two friends like each other more than they like her. So Sally comes up with a plan to make sure both girls like her the best, even if that means that they hate each other! Sounds mean, doesn't it? But Sally's a splitter, and splitting happens all the time. Children do it -- adults too -- often without even knowing it! Siblings, friends, romances, professional relationships, all are subject to splitters like Sally. The funny, biting little masterpiece is enlightening and entertaining and can change your kids' lives and your own! With a loose rhyming scheme and stylistic drawings, this instant classic suggests what a kids' book might have been like if ex-Beatle John Lennon had written and illustrated it. A lesson in honesty, loyalty, and selflessness for everybody!