Describe My Bodyguard of Lies! Lake Wobegon on crack? Fear and Loathing in Mauch Chunk? Revulsive Majestic Mountains? IT IS a satirical, psychographic, melancholic, recollected reverie. Stroll the anthracite coal region of PA into Lake George, NY and slice through life's hypocrisy while discovering similarities with Richie, the Everyman protagonist, as he protects himself by truthfully lying his way through the morality play called life.