It's said that ''In wine, there is truth.'' In wine, and beer, and especially in martinis, there is also wit and wisdom. We invite you to raise your glass and toast the great literary minds of history-from Aristophanes to Frank Zappo-who could smooth away life's rough edges with a bon mot and a belt of booze. ''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy'' (Benjamin Franklin). ''Work is the curse of the drinking classes'' (Oscar Wilde). ''Martinis should always be stirred, not shaken, so that the molecules lie sensuously one on top of the other'' (Somerset Maugham).