Constable Paddington has a few problems. One, something has been devouring livestock on his sleepy English island. Two, said island is ruled by a tyrannical dictator who only comes out at night. Three, the trigger-happy military squad Paddington called in to fix problem one are threatening to shoot problem two. And that’s not even mentioning the horde of philosophical zombies led by an overweight accountant... Or the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world that’s due to occur... ah, this Saturday? Yeah, it’s going to be a busy week.