Pippy Longstalking pops open a pop-top of a can of pop, picks up and opens up a pop-up book called 'Pop Goes the Puppy!' . She proceeds properly pronouncing... "The Puppy's Papa Pops a Poppyseed as his eyes Pop out while watching the Pooped-Out Mama Poop out their Poopy and not-Peppy Puppy after his head and Paws Popped out!!! Papa Picks up his PIP Papers with his Paws and Pauses. A Party balloon Pops. Papa had a Propensity to Promptly Ponder the Preponderance of Paperwork . "Plenty of People in this Populus Panhandle and Pander... Precisely like Pandas! Poppycock!" Papa would Proclaim. The Puppy then Pops his head up and shouts, "Papi!" Papa Puts down the Papers...]