Once upon a time, a disgruntled call center employee wished for a better life. And someone heard him. Unfortunately, 'better' is a matter of some debate. Especially when said cosmic entity never bothered to show up or explain anything. Instead, our hero is dropped into the middle of a forest with no idea what is going on, why he is there, or where he even is. All he knows is he ain't in Kansas anymore. Then things get weird. Game menus start appearing with little to no explanation, he can't seem to even remember his real name anymore, and the people he meet start to slowly... change. [This novel contains plenty of swearing, a little sex, some comedy, harem elements, mental and physical transformations, gender bending, a touch of horror, and other dubious situations.]