I mean, the title is pretty self-explanatory. It's a book containing a bunch of rambling, half-remembered stories about all the women I've dated in my life along with a few I never actually dated but who inspired a chapter anyway. This book sprung out of a series of Facebook posts I made a few years ago where I rummaged through my memory to tell the various stories of my successes and (mostly) failures in the dating world from eighth grade at Amarillo's Bonham Junior High in 1984 through my marriage in 2006. The series of posts were seemingly enjoyed by the seven or eight people who read them, so I thought "I should turn these into a book" And then I did absolutely nothing to turn the stories into a book for half a decade, but the original posts kept coming up in my memories on Facebook. Mocking me. Judging Me. So, I wrote the dumb book. Here it is. Enjoy.