From the Drama Desk-nominated co-creator of Murder For Two, Kellen Blair, and illustrator Jason Ruff, comes a whimsical new book of poetry and art in the vein of Shel Silverstein and Ogden Nash. Enter a museum where nothing is quite what it seems. Where vandals lurk, aliens vacation, and lost little children become the latest exhibits on display. Stare at a circle and ponder its profound meaning. Or don't. It really doesn't matter to us. Just make sure you buy a T-shirt before you leave. These twenty-five poems and illustrations serve as a guided tour through the joys, mysteries, and utter absurdities of that elusive concept we call "art." Parents, grab your precocious kids (kids, grab your precocious parents) and get ready to Exit Through the Museum...