Blazed and Confused

When two small-town stoner friends decide to roll a joint and go for a midnight walk through their local nature reserve, they don't expect much beyond giggles, beer, and the occasional badger. Instead, Ash and Dean find themselves locked in an abandoned Cold War bunker crawling with mutants, failed military experiments, and deranged cultists who think human skin is the new black. Armed with nothing but questionable weed, blunt instruments, and zero survival skills, they'll have to fight through gore-soaked corridors, gas leaks that cause hallucinations, and a government failsafe that's counting down to a nuclear-level "clean up." Packed with foul-mouthed banter, weed-fueled paranoia, over-the-top gore, and laugh-out-loud gallows humor, Blazed and Confused: Bunker Buddies is Shaun of the Dead meets Tucker & Dale vs. Evil-if both leads were too high to function. If you love your horror served bloody with a side of dick jokes, found-family loyalty, and absolutely no common sense, this is your next unholy binge-read. Grab a beer, roll one up, and prepare to question all your life choices.