You lie about how much you lie. Everyone does. That's the first lie this book exposes. You lied this morning. To your partner, your boss, yourself. Small ones, big ones, necessary ones. And you'll lie again before lunch. This isn't a confession booth. It's a mirror. EVERYONE'S A LIAR (and so are you) strips away the comfortable fiction that honesty is always the answer. That "authenticity" is the path to happiness. That good people tell the truth. Because good people lie constantly. Strategically. Successfully. Your brain lies to you about your memories. Your resume lies about your achievements. Your social media lies about your life. Your "I'm fine" lies about your mental state. And your belief that you're "mostly honest" is the biggest lie of all. This book won't make you a better person. It'll make you a more conscious one. You'll learn why evolution made us expert deceivers. Why civilization runs on agreed-upon lies. Why "radical honesty" is often just weaponized cruelty. And why the most dangerous lies aren't the ones we tell others-they're the ones we tell ourselves. No affirmations. No exercises. No pretending this will fix you. Just the uncomfortable truth: You're going to keep lying. The only question is whether you'll do it deliberately or stay in denial about it. Written by someone who lies for a living and knows you do too. For people who: Want the truth, even when it's ugly Are done with self-help bullshit that doesn't help Recognize themselves in the first paragraph and kept reading anyway Contains profanity, dark humor, and ideas that will make you question whether you've ever had an honest conversation in your life. You're going to lie today. At least be awake for it.