We've all been there - staring at your phone, convincing yourself that one little text won't hurt. It's just closure, you tell yourself. But we both know what happens next: typing bubbles, regret, and emotional chaos. 50 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Text Your Ex is a brutally funny and painfully honest look at modern love, heartbreak, and the art of self-sabotage. With sharp humor and stories that hit way too close to home, Hendrik Farlake explores the emotional rollercoaster of reopening a conversation that should have stayed buried. From "Because closure is a myth" to "Because you'll regret it before they even reply," this book captures every reason, excuse, and impulsive moment that makes us human - and hopelessly online. Whether you're freshly single, emotionally reckless, or just in need of a laugh, this is your reminder that the best text you'll ever send... is the one you delete. Put down your phone. Pick up this book. You'll thank yourself later.