A hilarious collection of ridiculous poems about all sorts of bizarre monsters: Dracula stages a comeback to Hollywood in his black Trans Am! His hellhound gets loose and craps all over the neighbor's lawn, setting fire wherever he goes! A Bigfoot monster rampages the countryside with feet-fumes that kill on contact! A Two-headed Horseman bullies Sleepy Hollow! Frankenstein looks for love on the internet! Nothing is safe! No where is safe! And no one is safe! Even dairies are deadly in this zany book!