"Diamond hard noir. No holds barred, no punches pulled. There's a whole lot of fun to be had. Sharp, to-the-point, and briskly-written. More Ray Boyd please, Mr. Goldberg." CrimeTime FM Ray Boyd is an ex-con traveling the open road in a used Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor, going wherever his need for money and sex lead him, thinking only of himself and nobody else. In "If I Were a Rich Man," Goldberg's brutal, sexually explicit, and darkly funny new novella, Ray is on the trail of lost diamonds from a legendary jewelry heist...and stumbles into a twisted honey trap. Praise for the Ray Boyd stories: "Boyd plays all the notes just right. The trip is a blast." Dark City Underground "Goldberg brings on the funny while being wildly observant." Los Angeles Times "Ray, even with all his failings, is a Lee Goldberg character: observant, witty, at times downright funny - for the reader at least - and a heck of a good escape for all of us drab work-a-day slobs." Gravetapping "A fun departure for Goldberg and a throwback to the thrilling and erotic men's adventure novels of the 1970s." Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine "And here I thought that Lee Goldberg was such a nice boy¿but in Crown Vic, he unleashes the beast with stories that just reek of 1950s pulp paperbacks." The Thrilling Detective