Spend a typical day with John Elvin during the summer of 1982. Lose your job. Fight a war. Attack your crazy psychiatrist. Have conversations with your most private body parts and set your date's dress on fire. Dodge gangster bullets and be chased by men wearing dresses. You'll abuse your mortgaged car and destroy a motel, all because you're a virgin. At age twenty-four, John Elvin, must lose his virginity or go insane. When he meets another virgin, Lori Anderson, they decide to discover sex. What should be a wonderful date quickly turns into a comic nightmare. John is cursed with bad luck, a lunatic family, and psychotic enemies. When those forces unite to stop him from reaching his goal, John will either die or lose his virginity, and the odds are stacked against him. Driving With Ace features the bizarre lighter side of horror writer Dennis Latham, author of Michael In Hell and The Bad Season from PageFree Publishing, Inc.