HHave you ever wanted to be a chef but you can't actually cook? Well this could be the cookbook for you. Kitchen Chaos VOL I: A Casual Calamity is a simple collection of mouth-watering dishes; each hand picked to allow you to embrace your less than adequate cooking skills as you fumble your way through these intermediate level recipes. The recipes we have chosen, tested and potentially screwed up are ideal for small group gatherings or larger groups (if you consider yourself a mathematician and can double/triple the recipes without the aid of Carol Vorderman). Our hopeless team have covered Starters, Mains, Desserts and even DRINKS! Say goodbye to fast food... or even food cooked correctly, with The Kitchen Criminals' help even you can mess it up. Why? ... Because cooking isn't just for chefs, it's for talent-less disaster magnets too.