Full-Length Script | After years of playing Ethel Mertz, the housecoat-wearing sidekick to America's favorite sit-com star on I Love Lucy, Vivian Vance has a lot she needs to get off her chest. In her dressing room on the night of the show's final filming, she issues an SOS to her long-time analyst: help me understand who I really am before I'm stuck being Ethel forever. And she relives it all: the Good, the Bad, and the Lucy. (1F, 1 Offstage Voice)