Its time to put down your beer and pick up the diaper bag! Do you know the difference between a binkie and a bootie? Think a rocker is a just an old musician with tattoos and long hair? Figure a breast pump is a sex toy? Think again, brother.Its a good thing pregnancy lasts nine monthsyoull need the time to learn the new vocabulary of fatherhood. Being a dad is frequently maddening, sometimes terrifying, often disgusting....but its also the best job youll ever have. Packed with sound advice and dad-tested survival tips, How to Bring up Baby is the must-have guide for every new father. No minivan required. Part of The Lost Art of Being a Man series.