Your dog looks at you. An eyebrow goes up. You know there's something going on in that furry little mind – ever wonder what? Well, here are five hundred insights into the mysteries of your dog's thoughts – straight from the canine's mouth! If you've ever been curious about what that strange tail wag means – or what your dog is really thinking when he tears up your house while you're out – this is your source for tender, touching, and totally outrageous answers! You may never look at your dog the same way again!