Zadie Roberts, LA high-school teacher, has torturous experiences with the fairy-tale world of California weddings. Dropped at the altar by her soap-star fiance, she's been just about recovering in LA with her best male friend Grey. Until, that is, Grey proposes to Zadie's ultra-straight and prissy cousin Helen. Before she knows it, Zadie's back in wedding festivity hell, culminating in Helen's dull-as-ditchwater hen night. But as the cocktails go down, secrets are revealed, and the night takes one hell of a turn - this is one bachelorette party no one will ever forget...