I dont yell at people. I just shatter them emotionally and make them cry. Meet Tony Calamari. Freshman year at Mallard High does not begin well. For one thing, too many adults are telling him what to do, and there are too many annoying kids he has to spend four more years with. Like the last nine years werent bad enough (yes, hes counting kindergarten). If only he could ignore as many people as possible, but no one will let him. Which is just typical. Then one day he finds himself assigned to a classroom where maybe, just maybe, he might begin to like high school in spite of himself.