CHRISTMAS TO-DO LIST (WHEN YOU'RE TIRED OF SHOPPING) ❅ Vacation in a wilderness cabin and discover a hunk living next door. ❅ Indulge in a harmless affair, then return home and realize you can't live without him. ❅ Pine away…I mean really pine. Dream about him every night, forget your purse, pour salt into your coffee, etc.… ❅ Discover the man of your dreams straddling an electric Merry Christmas sign, ranting something about a "marry-me Christmas." ❅ Say "I do"! (After all, he can cook!)