Within these shadowy pages, you shall find thirteen delightfully dreadful tutorials, introductory lessons in summoning specters, courting danger with vampires, dancing with demons, and even wooing the more sinister sort of fairy. Each ritual, carefully curated (with a cackle, naturally), offers instructions for those daring enough to dabble in the darker arts, or foolish enough to try. But beware: not every whisper in the night is a friend, and not every spell ends with a happily-ever-after. Dark Rituals is your invitation to a world where magic is mischievous, malice is met with humor, and the line between success and eternal damnation is ever so deliciously thin. So, light a black candle, draw a circle 'round your soul, and turn the page, if you dare. I, your guide and tutor, shall be watching... and chuckling.