Funny message says: Whale hello there. Design features a happy-go-lucky whale frolicking on an ocean wave while a vintage sunset glows in the background. Makes a great gift for sea loving beachcombers who also happen to be incurable flirts. Perfect for whale watchers who like to amuse one another during the down times, between orca sightings. Size 8.5x11 Inches, White Paper 100 Pages (50 sheets front/back) Glossy Finish Soft Cover Design Blank College Ruled Lines