Funny message says: I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands. Features an electric guitar and text in a myriad of lively fonts, all to remind everyone they may be old, but they sure as hell are not out. Makes a great gift for spry geezers who lived fast, loved hard, and still remember the days when music meant something. Don't believe me? Just ask them, What was your favorite concert? And then sit back and enjoy while they recall the ride of their life. Size 8.5x11 Inches, White Paper 100 Pages (50 sheets front/back) Glossy Finish Soft Cover Design Blank College Ruled Lines