The Daily Mash Half-Arsed Piece of Shit Christmas Rip-off Book (Summer Edition) is the latest book from the writers of the Daily Mash, Britain's most popular humour website. Featuring 74.4% original material never before published on the web, elegantly padded out with all the best bits from The Daily Mash over the last twelve months. A total of 3,824 jokes. Not bad for under a tenner. Including: Twins Vegas and Petra Starr getting fully nude and answering your horticultural queries at Chesterton's Garden Centre and Table Dancing Club; Stylish Masturbator; Racist Nan; The Daily Mash Guide to Working Class Food; Finally, a fair deal for Britain's gay gypsies; Shiny thing make it all better; Outrage over plans to build library next to Sarah Palin. The smartest, funniest book you will see this year.