Okay, so De got this golden invite - from her Dad's third wife - to visit a beach house in Hawaii. Totally righteous, right? Not even. De's mother (otherwise known as Attilla the Mom) says no. Cher says yes. Guess who gets the last word? Here's a hint: 'Aloha' means . . . good-bye Beverly Hills, hello Maui! Cher frees not only De but her whole class to go on a field trip to Hawaii in search of humpback whales, cool boutiques and studmuffins in the sand. But the islands are full of surprises - like erupting volcanoes, flash floods, and Cher surfing a monster wave. Is she whack or what? Can you say 'wipeout'? Can you say 'totally clueless'?