The stupidest Japanese book in the history of mankind.

We have translated and published it so that people overseas can read it too.

Anyone can read it to the end while laughing out loud.

A super short non-fiction story.

A book that will give you endless laughs and the excitement of new discoveries, and is a must-read for everyone, regardless of age or gender.

I'm Japanese, and when I published the Japanese version of this book in Japan, I was attacked by ninjas. They said there was no way it was OK to publish a book about dicks.

I thought Japan was finished.

Is there no freedom of expression?

So please spread this Japanese book in your country.

Let the country of Japan rise up once more. Like the first dick in the morning.

Just like Japanese people only watch anime, please let me watch my dreams.