This here is the County Island - where I, Whiskey Ranch-Horse, a bonafide horse - live. I tell entirely truthful tales about what I see and hear as a retired ranch horse turned pampered pet pleasure horse. I'm also stuck livin with a couple of questionable horse brothers who I call Original Coors and Coors Light, on account of the only beer worse than a Coors is a Coors Light. Some horses like to Tweet and Twitter like they was birds. Some horses like to make funny cartoon picture-drawins. What I like to do is tell a good short story. You likely won't believe half of what goes on around the County Island. Sometimes I can hardly believe it myself!