SO, FUNNY STORY. Nathan Oarson and Frogger Portly are meant to marry their Muse, respectively, a muscled brunette woman with a strong Brooklyn accent, who is fated to inspire each of them to do great things. DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD, RIGHT? WRONG!!! They would much rather be with each other, a brave act of defiance that shatters the very delicate foundations of America! SCANDALOUS! As the country sinks, they embark on a quest to right this so-called wrong they have so willfully committed-and prove to the country, world, and universe, that they are more than capable of inspiring each other... NATHAN AND FROGGER VERSUS THE GOD AWFUL FATES by Edward Smith. BOOK-BURNINGLY BLASPHEMOUS, UNABASHEDLY ABSURD, AND QUITE QUEER!