HOW I KILLED MY ROOMMATE and got away with it. Written by John Pallotta, A comedy about retired South Side Chicago hit man, ANGELO VETRANO who wakens one day with a dream of becoming an actor in NYC. Seeking the following: ANGELO VETRANO, Hit man turned actor, late 30's to 40's good fellow type, . VLADIMIR BECKETT, The roommate from hell, a recently released mental patient. He is you worst nightmare. A clinically diagnosed mental case. YOU WANT HIM DEAD!!!. THE DON, Older, adopted as a young child into an Italian mob family. He is a small and fragile man that speaks softly. He is after all THE DON the most respected man in organized crime. He answers to no one. DESTEPHANO, Bisexual hitman, ROXY POZZO, Angelo's love interest, a beautiful and stunning woman. Strikingly beautiful. She promises him sex on the night of his first big break. She is in it for the money (can be played by a man or a woman). BRYCE FLAVOUR, Hollywood "VERY" bad actor type. Good looking, hansom. But never the less, a really, really bad actor. But millions adorn him. CHICKIE, Niece of the DON, reacts on the Don's every wish. Beautiful, but she suffers from a darker side. ENSEMBLE WOMAN, (Thelma and Wilma or more) Beautiful woman that work for the Don. BOND GIRLS / BOND MEN (Bryce's women and men, both in life and in death).